asianbehindyou。

mrdrsmith:

ganjflavoredcleats:

hespiffy:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

Oh shit this too real…

Too damn real

hate that feeling

(Source: whyallcaps)

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

"I love you." ✓Seen at 3:23
—Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels
(via nakedvibe)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

image

you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

kathuon:

My kickass baes past & present

More wonder artwork from pikachase!

Track: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Artist: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Album: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Plays: 31,297

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

magnezone:

not being cuddled currently which is weird, unideal, bad